28 Mar
The Top 15 Signs of Special Treatment in the Military
Drill Sergeant: “I don’t care WHO your daddy… oh, carry on, sir.”
He’s the first soldier allowed to “telecombat.”
“Drop and give me fifty! Push-ups or dollars, whichever you prefer!”
Monday 0800 hours: 16 mile hikes with full packs.
Him: stay in bed, eat bon-bons and watch The View, then escort General’s teenage daughter Crystal