Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.
“Obviously the Air Force knows there’s no such thing as a ‘perfectly good aircraft,’ ” the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon, “because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in [...]

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, “How am I doing?”
The [...]