Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

I WAS WITH A GROUP of Air Force officers touring the battleship New Jersey, and we had to do a great deal of climbing up and down and twisting around inside the ship. As we emerged onto the deck where we had started the tour, one of our group exclaimed, “Now I understand why a [...]

The reporter met the troop ship bring back demobilized soldiers after World War II. He wanted to write a human interest story, and asked one soldier, “What’s the first thing you’ll do when you get home?”
The soldier immediately replied, “F**k my wife.”
The reporter realized he’d never get that printed, and asked, “Oh. Well, what’s the [...]

The Navy always tries to discourage “sickcall” to keep the sailors on duty. Two Corpsmen werestanding around when a new Seamen entered Sick Bay. The sailorasked if the ship’s doctor was any good.
“Good?” said one Corpsman. “Hedoesn’t fool around at all. A guy came in with foot cramps andthe doc cut off his foot.”
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