Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

While on a super-secret night patrol somewhere in Macedonia, a U.S. Army platoon leader received an urgent call from a major back in headquarters.
“Sergeant,” said the major, “I need to know your exact location so I can bring my position map up-to-date.”
“Yes, sir,” the sergeant replied crisply. “I now have my platoon situated 125 yards

1945 – NCO’s had a typewriter on their desks for doing daily reports.
2000 – Everyone has an internet access computer, and they wonder why no work is getting done.
1945 – you were taught to aim at your enemy and shoot him.
2000 – you spray 500 bullets into the brush, don’t hit anything, and retreat because [...]