Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
    Kathy said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. [...]

An old salt was telling his endless tale of sea adventures but this time about a friend of his.
“That friend was the cook of a wind jammer. Once he got into a terrible shipwreck and found himself on an island in the hands of a band of savage cannibals. When the cannibals were preparing for [...]