Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

The students of an officer candidate school were sitting on the ground in an open area during a class in infantry tactics.
The lecture was on the placement of weapons in various types of terrain. Throughout, one member of the group dozed peacefully.
Without warning, the instructor called the dozer’s name.

During World War I, Marshal Foch’s driver Pierre was frequently pestered by reporters for inside information. “When does the marshal think the war will end?” he was often asked, and would promise to relate anything which Foch divulged. “This morning, the marshal spoke,” he announced one day. Then,

Once at the time of the world war, the Germans were looting all villages, of food, wine and women. Before they could enter one such village, the villagers decide to flee, except for one young man, who had a 90 year old grandmother. So the soldiers found the one occupied house and tore inside.
“Bring us [...]