Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

A platoon leader, a company commander, and a battalion commander are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first! Me first!” [...]

How to sack a divisional commander: Tewksbury, 4 May 1471.
Lord Wenlock not having advanced to the support of the first line, but remaining stationary, contrary to the expectations of Somerset, the latter, in a rage, rode up to him, reviled him, and beat his brains out with an axe.

—-Richard Brooke.