Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

What is the ideal cockpit crew?A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to
feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to
touch anything.
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How many fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He
holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
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How do you [...]

“How could you stand up in court and say you’re the greatest American general of all time?” a friend asked a general who gave some testimony in court some time back. “Wasn’t it a bit exaggerated?”

The general pulled himself up and explained, “I was under oath and couldn’t commit perjury.”

by Leland J Haney
Heard on the WBAA news in West Lafayette, IN…
“Members of the group `Gays and Lesbians Against Violence’ will meet with Representative Dan Coats in Indianapolis today to discuss his opposition to homosexuals serving in the nation’s armed forces…”
Call me silly, but I really don’t think