Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

10. Everyone needs a new concept of Hell.
9. I figured a gun to the head was too painless.
8. You didn’t think history majors worked at a history factory did you?
7. I could easily justify getting fired.
6. I volunteered for a sleep deprivation experiment.
5. I don’t need a social/family life anyway.
4. I wanted to leave the [...]

A sailor’s wife received a card from her husband posted in a foreign port.

“A day’s shore leave here,” it said, “enjoying little syncopation.”

On looking the word up in the dictionary she found the definition read: “Syncopation — an uneven movement from one bar to another.”