Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

An inspecting general dropped in at company barracks where he saw a rookie.

“Have you anything to say against your superiors?” he asked.

“Me, not,” was the reply. “But they do have.”

The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. “Colonel!” he spat out. “Yes, general!” the colonel quavered. “Your troops, your troops,” stormed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as [...]