22 Dec
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?. Military Variations on Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
Colonel: Successful crossing, well planned and carried out in accordance with my directives.
Chief: About time that thing worked; hope the Colonel’s finally happy.
NCO: Changed two wings, a beak, and removed a bad egg, and the silly thing still can’t fly!
2nd Lt.: Look at the pretty bird!
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