Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

Some of you might like to know what supervisors are really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations they keeps cranking out.
AVERAGE: Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
CHARACTER

The chaplain delivered a sermon to an audience of airmen in an Air Force unit. A skeptic pilot decided to rub the chaplain.
“I’ve got a problem,” he told the chaplain. “I don’t see how I’m going to get my shirt over my wings when I get to glory?”
“That isn’t your problem,” said the sky pilot. [...]