Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

Don’t quit just because you’re hit; GET EVEN!
Never quit, period.
There is no prize for second place.
There’s no such thing as “unfair advantage.”
He who lives to run away will live to run another day (the best strategy is being somewhere else).
It is better to give than receive (Just like Christmas).
Professionals are predictable, it’s

The girl called a sex therapist and said, “Remember when you told me the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach? Well last night I found a new route… Now I need some birth control pills.”
The doc asked, “What’s his occupation?”
The girl said, “Army.”
“Active or retired?”
“If he wasn’t active, I wouldn’t need these [...]