Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

…you don’t ground your kids you “CB” them (Confine to Barracks).
…you’re at the theatre and when the lights go down you get ready to stand up for O’Canada.
…every house looks the same as the one you just moved out of.
…people you meet ask you where you’re from and you’re stuck for an answer.
…you [...]

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Once upon a time there was a female personnel whose nomenclature was Hood, Riding, Red, Little (one each). She was a girl, little, happy. Her duty uniform consisted of the following named items: (1) Dress, red, cotton, shade 76, (one (1) each); (2) Cape, HBT, red w/hood, (one (1) each). Her MOS was 94B4S, food [...]