Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

Officer Basics
1. Officers operate under the fundamental belief that they RUN things. They are the only ones who actually believe this blatant falsehood, but it is your duty as an enlisted service member to encourage this attitude, as it keeps them from messing around with truly IMPORTANT matters, like the actual mission itself.
2. Officers,

General Custer and an Indian scout are on top of a hill overlooking Bull Run when they start to hear drums in the distance.
General Custer says, “I don’t like the sound of those drums!”
The Indian scout listens for a second and says, “That’s not their regular drummer.”