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Archive for December 8th, 2009

08 Dec

Why?

I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

08 Dec

ONLY ONE HOLE

A widow was asked: “Why did your husband die?”
“He had a small hole in his suit.”
“Well, it’s odd,” mused another lady. “I haven’t patched up so many holes in my husband’s suit and e is still alive… .”
“Maybe, but my husband was a diver.”

08 Dec

EITHER

An old man saw a very tired infantryman resting after a hard foot march. The man said with disdain: “When I was of your age I thought nothing of a ten-mile hike.”
“Well, I don’t think much of it either,” replied the GI.

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