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Archive for January 24th, 2010

24 Jan

INSTRUCTIONS FOLLOWED

The tactics instructor at a school was surprised to see a cadet standing on his head when he entered the classroom.
“What’s the matter, Fainburg?” he asked. “You’ve told me, sir, I should turn over things in my mind before giving a solution of a tactical problem.”
 
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24 Jan

FASTER THAN BULLET

A ballistics expert at a trial asked the witness: “So you affirm that the shot was fired from a distance of 10 feet only. How happens that it didn’t hit the defendant?”
“He was so quick he managed to duck when the bullet was leaving the muzzle.”

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