Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

ON MY FIRST DAY in the fire room of a Navy destroyer, it was my duty to open a particular valve. The valve control, the size of a steering wheel, seemed to be stuck. After my best efforts failed to budge it, I reported my difficulty to the chief. He told me to keep trying [...]

“I can keep a secret,” a soldier stated. “It’s the folks I tell it that keep blabbering it all over.”

Militia Leadership:
‘Commander’ – Whoever starts the unit.
‘Second in Command’ – His best friend or closest relative.
‘Auxiliary Commander’ – His wife or mom.
‘Intelligence Chief’ – The guy with a police scanner and his mom’s email account.
‘Informant’ – the first one of us who gets caught