Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

In the murkiness of a skid-row alley, a street-walker mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him.
“You may be forgiven as a victim of circumstances,” intoned the savior of souls. “Tell me, are you familiar with the original sin?”
“Maybe and maybe not.” she shot back. “But if it’s really original,

Dear Peter Pan PeanutButter Manufacturers,

I am currently out to sea floating around in circles defendingthe American Way of Life. I am serving in the United States Navyupon an Oiler homeported out of Norfolk Va. The reason I amwriting you this letter is three-fold…..

1. I am bored,

2. I’m hoping you will send me lots of free [...]