Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

A sailor and his wife were watching a film about some sea adventures. A ship was seen on the screen hitting an underwater cliff and swamped with water. The wife saw her sailor husband jumping up in cold sweat.
“What’s wrong?” she asked him. “Do these sea horrors so frighten you?”
“Let’s run,” he shouted. “I’ve forgotten [...]

At the Oceana, Va, Naval Air Station, I was training a young ground-crew member on how to direct an F-14 into the fuel pit. I glanced over to check wing clearance and, when looked back, discovered that he had taxied the aircraft too far forward from the fuel hose to reach.
“You’ll have to send him [...]