09 Feb
SHOCK
At sick bay two sailors met.
“How come the broken jaw?” asked one.
“I asked the Chief for special liberty – it was granted at once.”
“But why?”
“My face fell.”
Archive for February 9th, 2010
09 Feb
How many Warrant Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer #1
Two, the W1 changes the bulb, while the ‘Chief’ reminisces about how hard it used to be when he was coming up.
Answer #2
None! Warrant Officers aren’t afraid of the Dark!
09 Feb
WESTERN?
An Army truck driver was driving the wrong way on a one-way street and was hailed by a MP cop who barked, “Hey, didn’t you see the arrows?”
“Honest, Officer,” the driver drawled, “I didn’t even see the Indians.”
09 Feb
The top 40 signs that you may be an infantry officer
40. You think that the S-2 (Intelligence Section) and the Fire Support Element (FSE) are the only important sections, besides infantry of course, in the Tactical Operations Center (TOC), and therefore fail missions miserably because you won’t listen to anyone else.
39. You have any of the following: