Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

10. American codes can be broken by anyone with a basic understanding of Pig Latin
9. On-board computers were mainly used for Internet casino video poker
8. According to plaque, “When Bush gives order, nod politely, wait to hear what Cheney says”
7. Cockpit full of Colt 45 bottles
6. Mission was to determine if Chinese people can fly [...]

This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider.
“Well, Father,” began the old man, “At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked [...]

It was decided by Microsoft during a brilliant brainstorming session that military service would improve the skills and discipline of their finest technician. So off to boot camp he went.
At the rifle range he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target