Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

A violent storm had thrown the ship against rocks and the ship started sinking. Panic arose among passengers. The captain shouted through the megaphone: “Gentlemen, keep calm. Don’t make panic! There’s no danger whatever. We are not sinking. I have ordered to sailors to take ladies and children in boats away from the ship

Private Gregory was on the carpet before the unit commander. The commander said: “Gregory, the report by MP here says you’ve wrecked your truck. How many miles per hour were you making?”
“No hours, sir. I had been out only five minutes.”

A GI was alone in a train car. All of a sudden, a man broke in with a pistol pointed at the soldier.
“Fork out your bucks, lad,” the hold-up man demanded.
The soldier answered in a weak voice and obviously trembling in his shoes: “I haven’t got any. All’s left in the bar.”
“Then why in hell [...]