22 Mar
Recipe for a Marine Wife
1 1/2 cups patience
1 cup courage
3/4 cup tolerance
dash of adventure
1 pound ability
With the above ingredients:
Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease. Let stand alone for six months. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle ever so lightly with money. Knead dough until payday. Season