Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

The first thing you do in the morning is put in a dip
Your favorite beer is someone else’s
Your cologne smells suspiciously like bug juice
You think a spit shine means to spit on your boots and wipe them on the back of your pant legs
Your kids wear a high and tight and stand at parade rest
You [...]

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s.
As the Cobra slid past the tower, [...]

A VIP was visiting a naval ship. Arriving at the midshipmen’s cabin (in which only four people could fit comfortably) the Captain informed the VIP that 30 midshipmen were quartered there.
“It is not possible that thirty people could fit in so small a piace,” exclaimed the astonished VIP.
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