Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

Two GIs somewhere in Vietnam were hitting the dirt under very heavy fire.

Said one of them: “Joe, I could hit the deck even more down if it weren’t for my blasted buttons on the uniform!”

One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.”
The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.”
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, “Mom, [...]

After reveille two soldiers were recalling their dreams. “I dreamed last night,” Private Woody said, “that 20 enemy soldiers were chasing me.”
“Why didn’t you wake up?” his friend asked.
“What, and have them think I was yellow?”