Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 1800 hours and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it’s really a “rush job,” run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at [...]

A sailor was sitting under a tree in a city park keeping his hands as if holding something.
“Hey, bud, watcha doing?” he was hailed by another sailor passing by.
“Peel your eyes, man. Don’t you see I’m angling fish.”
“But there are no fish under that tree.”
“What of it? As if I couldn’t row her to another