Out of step – Military jokes and military humor blog

Once upon a time, an Army Major General was admitted to a Naval Hospital.

Not being very well informed on Army ranks, the General’s young nurse kept referring to him as “Major”.

Finally, in exasperation, the General said: “Look young lady. If a Rear Admiral were admitted to your ward you would not call him “Rear” would [...]

USMC Infantry loves USMC Air, because USMC Air saves USMC Infantry’s ass…a lot, USMC Air love USMC Infantry because without USMC Infantry USMC Air wouldn’t have nearly as much to shoot at, kill, and blow to hell

The unit recreation officer organized a deer hunting party for hunting enthusiasts from the unit officer personnel. An old-timer from the Engineer Squadron with an impressive experience prepared for the opening of the deer hunting season a suit with glaring alternate stripes of black and white. The suit was designed

A very posh British surgeon at a field hospital looks down at at bleeding
and moaning Australian ‘digger’:
Surgeoen: “My God, man! Did you come in here to die!”
Aussie: “No, Sir, I came in here yesterday”