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Archive for July 22nd, 2010

22 Jul

Extracts from the Military Regulations

If the room temperature rises above 27 degrees during the night, the soldier has to roll up his sleeves four times.
If the water-level is higher than 1,20 m. the soldier begins without further instructions with swimming strokes. The obligation to salute is to be dropped in this case.
Reaching the top of the tree the soldier [...]

22 Jul

Chastity belt

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend ” My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the [...]

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