There were two guys in the Army. They were stationed somewhere in Europe but their exact location cannot be disclosed because of security reasons. One of the guys' names is Rex and the other guy is simply called Skeeter.
One day, Skeeter gets a letter from his mother, named Eunice, from back home in Alabama and, after reading it, he became very sad. His friend (aka Rex) asked him what was wrong. Skeeter responded by handing Rex the letter. Rex took the letter and reads that Skeeter's mother had written that Skeeter's very pretty and sexy girlfriend was in bed with arthritus.
"Well, Rex said to Skeeter, "that's not so bad." But Skeeter just turned to him and in a quaking, whimpering voice, replied, "Sure, that's what you think. But I know those Ritous boys and Art is the worst one!"
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