Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Note: topical to the Falkland Islands war.
Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb
?
A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites
that will illuminate the whole planet.
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb
?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests
of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next
question, please.
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