A young german officer went into a bar in Paris to have a drink and get a bit of strange the place was full of drunken germans celebrating the fall of the city he got his drink and looked around the bar with that look that only german officers have his eyes stopped on this really good looking french bird, you know the type big red lips, long black hair, great boobs, a long split up one side of skirt and a beret that looked like a fryin pan.
Thats her he thought, so into action he goes, he chats her up buys her and her ugly friend a drink and he;s set like a jelly, they leave ugly to find a blind punter, and go to her place, where he does the business, the next morning he's full of it, and tell's her, "Fraulin in nine months time you will have a beautiful blue eyed, blond haired boy, you may call him Adolf if you vish."
To which she replyed, "In two weeks time you will have a terrible rash you can call it measles if you vish."