MANUALESE

There are many jokes about the difficulties of the official language used in the Army. There is even a special word for the intricate obscure language used in manuals-"Manualese". Here's a parody on this in the form of an extract from a technical manual on military cocking for those training to become Army cooks (commonly called "ration destroyers", "belly robbers", etc.). This extract is a familiar proverb disguised.
"Attention is drawn to the undesirability of the overlapping of functions in the preparation of liquid comestibles in catering establishments. It has been established that in cases of reduplication among mess executives a 'deduction in nutritional value and palatability has resulted."
An old proverb has it in six words: "Too many cooks spoil the broth."

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