1. PT is canceled because of sun.
2. Your M16 jams and you attempt to reboot it.
3. You consider BCGs to be a bold fashion statement.
4. You believe "Air Assault" is when the air conditioner in the SCIF
breaks down.
5. Your boots were last polished at the factory.
6. Your kids wear glasses thicker than yours.
7. Your oldest child was conceived in Monterey, CA.
8. Your kids have doctor's notes to get out of gym class.
9. Your mom asks if you like girls.
10. You brag about "making tape" -again.
11. You've had more than one profile in the last month.
12. You firmly believe in the three food groups -caffeine, alcohol, and Tylenol.
13. You get into violent arguments over who is better - CPT Kirk or CPT Picard.
14. Your car was purchased either on the Monterey Peninsula or at Bob Bell Ford
in San Angelo, Texas.
15. You have the ASCII codes for foreign alphabet characters memorized.
16. You think D&C is some form of sexual deviance.
17. You want to find out more about D&C.
18. You have taken leave to attend a Star Trek convention.
19. You have the IG's phone number on speed dial.
20. Your GT score is higher than your PT score.
21. You own a Star Trek uniform.
22. Your medical folder is thicker than War and Peace.
23. When you get an order the first thing you say is "Why?"
24. "The field" is where the farmer works.
25. Exercises are placed on Admin Halt when the coffee runs out.
26. Donuts are more important than the brief.
27. Rank is more important than information.
28. You think a "Leatherman" is one of the Village People.
29. Your last tactical assignment was during a game of Risk.
30. You think TA50 is an NSA course.
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