A man decided to take advantage of the halo of mystery surrounding
all sorts of hush-hush military projects. He painted his car military fashion
(OD with a touch of camouflage) and stenciled the letters on the sides: USC
275-20-2552. From then on he traveled wherever he pleased and MPs waved him
through the roadblocks.
A friend asked him: "What do the letters USC stand for?" "US Citizen and the
number is my Social Security Number."