You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you shove a grenade up a bearded Taliban’s ass and yell timber!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you are constantly spit sharpening your knife.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you chaw and have to spit every time you take aim with your M-16.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to your Hummer as the Pick’em up Truck.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to the M.P.’s as revenuers.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ask where’s the damn outhouse?
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you punched out your 2nd LT. the first time you saw him.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to the helicopter as the whirlybird machine.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think hand grenades are a great way to catch fish.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you ask the mess cook, "Where’s the collar greens and hog jaws?"
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked the D.I. where you can hang your Trailer Christmas Lights inside the barracks.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you stole your D.I.'s Smokey the Bear Hat to decorate the snowman you just made in front of the barracks.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your to drunk to fight!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you opened fire with your M-16 at a flock of ducks flying south for the winter.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you dropped the grenade and threw the pin.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you got drunk and were caught racing Hummers backyards through the camp compound.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you refer to those there Arabs as 'Turbine Winders.'
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ when you did the doggie paddle to pass the swimming fitness test.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you yell out "God darn, these here sleeping quarters have indoor plumbing and everythin."
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have to write and tell your mother, "Momma, Sorry for not calling, I surely did try and call several times, but the operator kept saying you can dial that number direct, then she would hang up the phone on me."