Czech walks into police station in 1968 during the Fraternal Assistance.
Czech: Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked me down and took my Russian watch.
Desk Sergeant: Come again?
Czech: Are you deaf? Out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked me down and took my Russian watch.
Desk Sergeant: You're confused. It was a Russian soldier who knocked you down and took your Swiss watch.
Czech: Well, maybe, but you said it, not me.
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