You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the most serious loss from the flood was your Conway Twitty record collection.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if in tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because you ran out of ketchup.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if every time you flush the toilet back home there was bubbles in the backyard swimming pond.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War General.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think that Spam on a saltine
is an hors d'ouvre.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife can climb a tree faster
than your cat.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if there are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your USMC Hummer.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you give your Daddy a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.