You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you keep your own personal chainsaw in the back of your USMC Hummer "just in case".
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have given your M-16 a woman's name, and your Marine Commando Knife a man's name.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you always have to check your coke cola can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when drunk you have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when in Singapore on assignment you've strained your tea through a fly swatter.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Your momma is hairier than your daddy.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if Instead of flossing you use a plunger.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you like the open (topless) version of the USMC Hummer because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans out as you ride across the Iraqi desert sending the enemy scurrying in fear.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when the back of your pick'em up truck at home fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your grandma can bench press a truck axle
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your momma kissed you goodnight when you were young, and you new you'd met your future wife.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if When your wife walks in front of you it looks like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your only excuse for smelling bad is it runs in the family.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your favorite chocolate is chicken.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think those yellow traffic signs that say "Slow children at play" means the kids in the area are not too bright.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think "Country & Western" covers both types of music.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever used a hangnail as a tooth pick.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you can chew your own toenails.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've ever used an inner-tube patch on your jeans.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if someone knocks on your front door and your back door rattles.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you've been so drunk that you nibbled on your live bait . . . and didn't spit it out.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you go to a wedding or any formal party and ask someone to pull your finger.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you saw the movie 'Green Beret' 7 times and you want to know if your killed in Iraq if they will rename the Baghdad Airport after you.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your best friend tells you he
went online last night, and you think he took a drunk driving test.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think the ATM machine is a
giant, public calculator.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your favorite cologne smells like exhaust.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think its okay to have your 6 year old baby-sit your 5, 4, and 3 year old.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think SEX education means your 10 year old niece should watch you and your 15 year old wife get it on.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your dog's shots are up to date but your children's aren't.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if back home your momma made you use the water in your toilet to bob for apples.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your whole family sleeps in the same bed.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Daddy takes his annual bath with the dog.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your older brother is 20 and he still goes inside the McDonald's playhouse.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think Purina is some kind of Ex-Lax.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your wife has ever given a set of Tupperware ice tea glasses as a wedding present.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because of the weight of your pocket knife and leather wallet on a chain.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your idea of heaven involves two shotguns, your neighbor's twin 13 year old daughters, and a keg of beer.