What is the ideal cockpit crew?A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to
feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to
touch anything.
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How many fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. He
holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
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How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? He'll tell
you.
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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think
he's a fighter pilot....
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What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig? The pig
doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when it's drunk.
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What do fighter pilots use for birth control? Their personality.
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What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A jet
engine stops whining when it pulls in to the parking spot.