Three Day Pass An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer
for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli
army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for
that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed,
he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I
approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab
tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, Do you want to get a
3-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"