10. Having to see more naked sweaty guys before 9AM than most people see all
day
9. When you ask the cook what's in the meat loaf, and he says, 'Don't ask, don't
tell'
8 Camouflage fatigues make your ass look huge
7. Dorky network news anchors in combat fatigues
6. Those M.R.E.'s still suck
5. Two words: 'Helmet Rash'
4. Instead of sending all of us over here, they should have just sent O.J.
3. The crummy TV in the barracks only picks up CBS
2. You hardly ever find a real fox in your foxhole, if you know what I mean
1 The army still hasn't perfected the camouflage hairpiece
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