There was this Air Force dude sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big Marine stepped up right next
to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.
The Airman started crying. The Marineturned andd said: "Come on man, I
was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see
a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept
and was late for an important meeting. My commander became outraged and is going
to give me an Article 15.
"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The
Security Police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home,
and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my
whole wallet in the cab.
"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the neighbor. I left home
depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an
end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."