Absolutely the best suggestion on what to do with bin Laden so far :
1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand
his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Seals or Special Forces covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, obtain Al Qaeda's financial network details under anestesia or whatever means necessary, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete (including facial electrolysis) sex change operation.
Then we return her, broke, to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.
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