10. Making your platoon fail inspection because you were in your pjs.
9. Taking all the beer on base for yourself.
8. Causing the US army to lose the war.
7. Swapping the platoons hair shampoo with super glue.
6. Moving their tents into the middle of a minefield and leaving a note saying
you did it.
5. Sending them into combat in their underwear. (how embarassing!)
4. Intentionally putting vodka in all of their canteens.
3. Replacing their regular uniforms with Nazi uniforms.(Also good for getting
arrested.)
2. Not hitting your targets at shooting practice.
And now the number one way to make your platoon hate you!
1. Accidentally shooting your M203 at your platoon. This is absolutely positively
sure to make yoou EXTREMELY unpopular with whats left of your platoon!!
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