Afraid to finish school?
Can't make friends?
Can't find a job?
Still living in your mother's basement?
Reg forces kick you out?
Ego problem?
Learn useless skills that fill pages of resumes;
Become a professional athlete;
Stay at home, even when your country goes to war;
Get free toys;
Set your own hours;
Guaranteed summer employment;
No chance of being fired;
Guaranteed career progression (regardless of ability);
Obtain complete power over people better than yourself;
Have someone do everything for you; and
Get drunk, get away with anything, and get paid for it.
No Life?? You'll like it!
Have your mother contact the nearest recruiting office for you
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