MOST EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE, I LEARNED IN THE INFANTRY

Any fool can be uncomfortable.
Leadership is more than just a position you hold.
Respect goes both ways.
Rank has no bearing on a person's abilities, nor is it a reasonable indication of their competence.
Regardless of what we look like on the outside: we all bleed the same colour -- our guts look the same, too.
If you want to find the easiest way to do something, find the laziest person to do it.
You can delegate authority, but you can't delegate responsibility.
Bad driving is better than good walking.
Pain is your friend -- it lets you know you're still alive.
Never stand when you can sit.
Never sit when you can lie down.
Never volunteer for anything -- chances are you'll get picked anyway.
Teamwork is essential -- it gets the job done and it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
Social interaction is a lot easier when everyone is wearing a name tag.
You can take a man out of the army but you can't take the army out of a man.
Not paying attention can get you killed.

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