Two Italian Officers

Two Italian Officers taking Jump School at Ft Benning,GA. The two got on a city bus; sat down and engage in a animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one last time.”

“You foul-mouthed,sex-obsessed swine,” retored the lady indignantly, “In this Country….we do not speak aloud in public placea about our sex lives!!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who is talkin’ about sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frenda how to spell MISSISSIPPI”